Jetta's Diary

Stuff Wot Happens (by Jetta the Dog) (copyright - MINE)

Jetta the DOG
Hello! My name is Jetta. Yep. I'm a dog. Yep, yep, yep. In particular I'm a Staffy - a Staffordshire terrier. Pretty cool, huh? I'm roughly the size of one of them great big mastiffs you might have heard of, except that I occupy less space and don't weigh as much. People say I'm a "feisty little bugger" except that one of my keepers (the Short Woman) says this should be "festy little bugger". The other keeper (the Tall Man) says I have a "bonus head". I don't understand what this means, but apparently he doesn't either. I guess it means I'm important! Duh.

Bonus head, that's me.

Yep, yep, yep.


This journal will express all and any THOUGHTS and IDEAS I have that cannot be expressed by barking or making a piercing sound that's kind of a cross between a grunt and a whine and sounds like an elk being chainsawed to death. If, as a result of reading about these THOUGHTS and IDEAS, you come to the conclusion that I must be a cute little doggie, why not come over and visit? Yep!

Bring some cheese.
barking, bouncing things, bouncing things with tails, campbell house, cat food, cheese, cheesies, egg day, festy stuff, foodies, humans, lawnmowers, lizards, meat, the anticlockwise groove, the short human, the spare human, the tall human, walkies